Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.

Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets

by Shalam69 September 3, 2023

Uber Boy

when you stick you ass out of a parked car and go to pound town

you can tell he’s an Uber boy by how he sits

by dasoddie July 11, 2024

Uber Jeets

A combination of Uber Eats and Jeets (a shortening of Pajeet) as a reference to many Uber Eats workers, particularly in Canada, being of Indian origin and many of which speaking in broken or nonexistent English.

I just ordered a pizza with Uber Jeets

by BlueTiger27 July 11, 2024

uberbomb

when you plan on walking/taking mass transit but then your companion surprises you with an uber outside.

Diana couldn't handle the heat and humidity of a nasty nyc summer, so she uberbombed tim with a kickass toyota camry to brunch.

by whatishappeninghere July 12, 2024

Uber Jimmy

Also known in Belgium as "klein ambetant ventje" wich means small annoying boy.
Belgium probably has the most annoying Jimmy of all...
You just hope you'll never meet him.
He is like the uber Jimmy.

Man that Jimmy was so annoying today.
Yeah... you probably met the Belgian Uber Jimmy

by Abc987123 September 27, 2023

Uber Das

german hip for “this is it”

bro where did you get this spleef. this shits uber das.

by Dud Dudlee October 3, 2023

Uberbug

a big in TMNF ( Trackmania Nations Forver) which basicly turned your car into a rocket

holy moly that what a huge uberbug!

by onyx1234567 November 7, 2023