tree herpes

a type herpes that is contracted when having some sort of bodily fluids pass with a lesbian or bisexual

fred and phil are talking and phil tells fred he wish he wouldnt have made out with that lesbian last night cause now he has a horrible case of tree herpes

by dan the man B-dog November 11, 2009

Willow Tree

When the pubes of a dick is long enough to cover the head of the penis

Aka the weeping willow

Why don't you shave down there nobody is going to want to handle a willow tree.

by The beaten mutt January 02, 2011

Banana Tree

When a man sucks ten dicks at one time

Henry sucked all the dicks in the club. Therefore Henry did the banana tree

by Eat that pussy556 May 05, 2020

Tree climber

A discrerte way to say that you are going out to "climb trees" or in other words, to have sex in a tree house.

Kaija said she would have been a "Tree Climber" with ted but max went outside and stayed out there, resulting in him being a cock blocker.

by I3renton January 10, 2012

Dollar Tree

Adj; To be of horrible quality or and unfortunate situation. The opposite of Gucci.

Also: Dollar Store, Dollar General, Family Dollar

Ugh, did you see Amy's dress? It was so Dollar Tree!

by EZEKYLE3 July 08, 2017

tree shaker

1) Those from Mexican or other minority backgrounds who are in the United States illegally and are paid slave wages to shake fruit (primarily apples) from trees in order to avoid the strenuous picking process.

"I'm going to need 50 tree shakers to harvest my apples this year"
"Yo trabajo as un tree shaker for to send dinero back to familia en Mexico y buy Corona."

by 'cuz white folks jis wont do it no more November 03, 2004

Painting the tree

An act of oral sex.

The tongue duplicates the motions of a paint brush (up and down strokes) 'painting' the penis or 'tree'.

Man that bitch got on with Painting the tree last night, got me so hard.

by techieman June 26, 2009