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a really messy shit that you barely made it to the bathroom in time for. one where you're glad you're in a public restroom cuz nobody's gonna wanna clean up when you're done. one where it burns a little, and maybe gets on your clothes.
“I ate three of those gas station sandwiches while driving home, and had to suddenly stop an hour later and trumped all over another gas station bathroom. good thing i had an extra pair of pants in the car.“
Trump by Boston T Party December 27, 2025
Trump is a dumbo with no hair and a fake wig. Trump is an inbred and cousin to the Lorax but more ugly. Also if you squeeze him he makes orange juice. Bro ate too many carrots that he became one. also loves (romantically) Elon and Kim and Putin!
*an orange guy with bad wig* ha what a trump
Trump by Hadand tal January 20, 2026
a very smell shit that leaves an orange stain on the toilet paper. Likely caused by foods with lots of tomatoes like spaghetti sauce.
I flushed a stinky trump this morning, I could tell by the orange stain it left on the paper.
trump by pseudoman6 January 30, 2026
Trump: (verb) To manipulate a narcissistic moron by means of insincere flattery.
If you want something from him, trump the idiot. Give him some ridiculous award and he'll throw his legs up like a bitch in heat.
Trump by Linguistic Expert February 7, 2026
"Did you just trump yourself?" "Nah mate, it was just a fart".
Trump by Babakhan February 25, 2026
A racist, islamophobic manwhore, who has had 3 wives & is pro-war & wouldn’t let anyone past the border, legal or not, if he were President
My dad was such a Trump At Thaksgiving