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Dutch Cupcake

When you are holding hands with a person and you casually pull their hand towards your buttocks and fart between the intertwined palms.
My boyfriend gave me a fat Dutch cupcake in the airport.
by seyahsays March 16, 2019
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Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...
Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...
by Johnny Kwlmann March 27, 2009
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Going dutch

Going dutch means "to split a bill"

So lets say you go to a restaurant and have to pay $100 for your meal with 2 person's , you can choose to go dutch and both have to pay $50

Going dutch is originated from the Dutch people and culture , the dutch people are known for there greediness
Hey i can afford the whole meal for both of us , wanna go dutch?

Sure , i like going dutch
by BASED-MAGA2024 September 29, 2021
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Dutch Money

An angel cake topped with tiny weed sprinkles mixed with velociraptor sperm as the filling, usually contains a smell of herbal pee, but the taste kind of reminds you of the day you had your first blow job. The cake is also usually topped off with a dollar in different ranges of value.
Im gonna go feed meh bebes some Dutch Money so brb m8.
by Xx_69_xX February 4, 2016
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Dutch Lovin'

When two gaseous lovers seal the bed blankets over them, let loose the winds of time in the ultimate Dutch oven experience, and proceed to make love while engulfed in their own fortress of flatulence.
Dude, Tanya and I ate so much pizza and Taco Bell yesterday...my eyes watered for two whole days from the crazy dutch lovin' expertience we had afterwards.
by Dirt Nap Ninja June 17, 2017
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dutch blizzard

When a guy cums on a fan on it's highest setting, leading cum to fly everywhere. Ultimately the other person participating will have cum all over their body like the face and tits.
I did the dutch blizzard the other day with this random hooker. The next day my parents came over and asked if I painted the walls white.
by BlackKid69 February 10, 2014
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dutch rudder

When a man get a hand shandy from a lady but he controls the pace at which her hand moves by holding her hand. Or it could be the other way around.
She totally gave me a Dutch Rudder. Or did I give it to myself? Either way, it was great!
by indefensible May 19, 2006
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