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two storey

a nickname for a fat person that only ever tells the same fucking stories!!
and you can call it to there face as they think you are calling them stacked but they just keep telling you the same shit.
That Roland keeps telling me about his fucking mate from football who has done everything he is such a two storey
by Flyingringpiece January 31, 2008
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score a dukie in da coldhouse

go to the bathroom desperately
Teacher, can I score a dukie in da coldhouse
by Zaahid April 10, 2007
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smorecack

A creature who lurks the woods of northern california. This foul beast has a thick grahm cracker hide, it's mostly made of marshmallow, and has warm melted chocolate for blood. This creature is held together by unknown demonic energies. When you see steaming chocolate and marshmallows on the ground, it's most likely smorecack droppings.This creature has a roar which can be heard at 12:35 am every tuesday on the highest peak in northern california.
"HOLY SHIT, STEVE, I JUST SAW THE LEGENDARY SMORECACK!!!"
"shut the fuck up, brian."
by rawrthas August 23, 2007
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Slore

A cross between a Slut and a Whore, but since it is two negatives it equals a positive. A Female who is so hot you would risk catching an STD by nailing her.
Dude, that Slore is definitely worth chlamydia.
by L mother fuckin F March 22, 2009
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slored

slored: when you have just been victimised or embarrased by a slore.
"You just got slored."
by paab-dog November 20, 2009
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Slore

A perfect combination of a slut and a whore.

Someone who likes to cheat on you by sending out pictures of her naked body to a few other men.

Also storing picture after picture of cock on her cell phone.

Dating and or fuckin numerous brothers from my fraternity.

Someone who now rocks a mullet and tries to make it look better by putting a giant bow in it.

Someone whos hands and mouth are constantly coated in semen.

Is really bad in bed, but yet, still sluts herself around.

Thinks everything with a dick wants to fuck her. And cries when she doesnt get the attention that she craves.

Would fuck anything, even if it looks like her dad.
You see Kim over there? Well shes a total Slore

Ever hear of a frat mat? Yeah well, shes worse. Shes a slore.
by Rabbit25 May 3, 2010
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Scoreconomics

A simple scientific law for winning at football. Your offense scores points, doesn't let their defense score points, your defense doesn't let their offense score points, and when your offense scores points you don't let their special teams score points, YOU WIN. Simple Scoreconomics.
"Simple, simple scoreconomics.
by iiAmPrada January 28, 2011
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