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Sales crack

In the any sales role. A big sale with low margin is considered Sales Crack. The first sale (hit) is amazing, but afterwards you continue to chase it to reap the same reward and never get that benefit of the first time.
Jesse sold a catering job at much less than she should have. Now shes on sales crack and will continue selling at that margin to keep her employees working but doesn’t see any profit for all the work.
by Sellbot May 10, 2023
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Salem

Literally the best person in the world. He'll always be there for you and will literally be your platonic soulmate for life. Everytime you look at him you'd either be like, "Wow! Look at Salem, I'd love to be his friend!" or "Salem is the bestest friend in the world!!!". And even though you may not have a lot of free time with him, every moment with him is some of the funniest, most enjoyable, and relaxing time you've ever spent in your life.
Wow, that person's so nice, so much so that they remind me of Salem!
by bella : ) June 28, 2023
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Saleeya moyo is an Indian curry muncher addicted to bbc and sexy dark chocolate men
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sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.
Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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Sales mercial

An item you would Sell using an add or commercial
You tell someone they can sell their idea using a Sales Mercial
by Z Cool December 21, 2023
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Saleen

Fuck you bitch! I know your tricks! Stop going through my boyfriend's stuff! I have installed trackers on you without looking, so I know when, where, and what time 24/7. I'm on a mission to end Sarah the Whore of Babylon and I am not afraid to include you as well. I see everything! I've even installed eye camera implants without you knowing, so I know what you're up to! Fuck off and I will end you too!
Saleen is a dumbass puppet for the Whore of Babylon Sarah! I will end both of them! - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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Saleen

Saleen is not my boyfriend Leon's soulmate! As I have mentioned before, she is held captive by a fallen angel demon spirit, in complete control of Sarah the Whore of Babylon (her fake mom).

Her real soulmate is by the name of Thomas, a white blonde guy with blue eyes. She is to save the World with Thomas, but was taken spiritually hostage as to keep her Cyberpunk Hell on Earth dimension from disappearing (happened around December 31, 2022).

In her past, Saleen got kidnapped as a child by fallen angel demon parents to be later used as a human spiritual shield and a trap. I have been friends with Sarah before, so I'm telling the complete truth. However, I'm on the fight to save Saleen with the help of Thomas, but also to protect my Leon from the Whore of Babylon Sarah at all costs.
"Saleen is the soulmate of Thomas, not Leon! Leon is my forever soulmate and girlfriend" - Me (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
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