Shlank

The kind of vomiting one could only know from the exhaustion of climbing up a flight of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.

After tirelessly working toward the top, she finally made it, shlanking all over the floor in triumph.

by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024

spalanking

Acting on impulse and regretting it much later or do something stupid without hesitation while you’re half asleep

Past tense splanked

I felt spalanking so I kissed him
I was sleeping and felt spalanking so I dmed her

by Hearts_4_mari November 20, 2023

Slank

Means to be a boss! Not on anyone else time, trendsetting is a must it ain't taking no one shit, if you're a slank then you're something like an incognito a ninja like Sub-Zero with a flow thats ice cold......

Slank : as a Noun
Man I can tell that dude right there is a slank, by the way he has it together

by FlowSoCold December 7, 2023

Slank

Noun: A person who is in control of there own time, a boss!!! Trendsetter, a leader not a follower.... Aka A Supreme Ninja

Also One known to have a subzero type FlowSoCold and will drop a distrack on your ass quick..

IN A SENTENCE
Yesterday, This Slank came up to Tia and smacked the fuck out her, and said don't worry bout what the fuck I'm doing...
And now you bout to catch a distrack now foo

by FlowSoCold December 8, 2023

spankeriffic

When someone sends you a lovely provocative photo.

My girlfriend sent me a "spankeriffic" photo of herself as she was getting out of the shower.

by Bird Dog!! February 11, 2024

Shlanking

Its just Gooning but u have to keep tickling ur flopper at a consistent speed while also trying not to bust

"have u heard of the new shlanking challenge? legends say that a person can only shlank for 30 seconds before they bust"

by GUNB!RD April 3, 2024

shplank

One of the many variations of Jamin, a Jamin becomes a shplank or shplankamin when their brain starts to dumb down due to lack of Brain activity.

You’re acting very Shplank today

by Dr.Roberto April 4, 2024