DUMBSHIT SCIENCE

Doing dumb shit for science. also, know as jackass.

ride down a slide that has bumps with a skateboard to see if it won't break your back for dumbshit science.

by RickyJohnJones May 14, 2021

9L Science

The most cursed class in the world

Holy shit we're missing out on another lesson of 9L Science next Friday!!!

by PotatoSkin1239876Roger May 16, 2021

Rocket Science

What you should say to someone that fried their braincells.

Person 1: damn. I wonder how to turn on the stove.
Person 2: dumbass.. this ain’t Rocket Science
Person 1: stfu

by ykifw808 June 2, 2021

Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021

will schier

Will Schier's have the largest cock in the galaxy, simply passing by a will schier will almost kill you. A will schier happens to normally be small in height but what they lack in body height they recover in dick size. These will schiers are normally seen around school walking around with headphones on and looking at Minecraft on their ipads. Girls normally stay clear of a will schier because they lack the confidence to talk to such a God. Will Schier's are normally seen as mystic beings as they can throw you off by their intense intelligence that they can just manage to handle despite their cock sizes being so large.

Greg: "Woah did you feel that"?
Jack: "Yeah will schier just passed us."
Greg: "We are so lucky to be blessed by his presence."

by wAt_a_GooD_Malaka July 27, 2021

Brode Science

A phrase to describe commentary and "knowledge" about coding and tech that is completely unsupported by facts and evidence.

Newbie who can barely print Hello World - "Ruby is a dead language that no companies use."

Developer - "That is complete brode science. There are thousands of jobs for Ruby developers and so many large companies use rails for their backend."

by Pandawg August 13, 2021

Bigfoot Science

The art of combining faulty logic, false correlations, and prejudices to come to incorrect conclusions. Commonly used by both "Bigfoot Researchers" and Trump supporters.

random noise in the woods Must be Bigfoot! broken tree trunk Sure sign of Squatch activity!

News that scientists studied Coronavirus variants

Bob: Them damn liberals created COVID in the first place!
Sounds like you have been watching Fox News, again, Bob - that's just Bigfoot Science.

by Bigfoot Scientist October 29, 2021