Selenite Sandwich

Obsessively placing your Tarot or Oracle decks under or between two slabs of selenite to "cleanse" a cardboard box filled with 5x3 card stock of any negativity.

I just got the new Threads of Fate Deck and I hear its brutally honest! Had to put it in a Selenite Sandwich for two days!

by mike_needs_a_vacation April 18, 2021

muff sandwich

speaks for itself really...

‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’

by el creator May 6, 2021

Coochie Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your cooter.

These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!

by urbanr33s3s June 22, 2022

Ohio Sandwich

When you are making out with someone and vomit in their mouth.

Oh boy, i totally gave them an ohio sandwich last weekend and they just dm'd me asking if im free again tonight!

Oh boy, thats gross! Were they into it or something?

by allmullett May 6, 2022

Dickslap sandwich

Recipe to serve a FUCKING policeman; use your imagination for the rest.

He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.

Dickslap sandwich

by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022

Chocolate sandwich

The process of two people pressing their ass together then shitting to make a thick layer of shit between the people

Wanna make a chocolate sandwich?
Hell no that’s disgusting!

by JelloRiver06 September 21, 2022

Snail sandwich

The act of taking a butter knife and shoving it up a woman’s pussy and scrap around for some vaginal secretion (the white clumpy shit in a pussy) and then using the secretion on a PB and J instead of jelly

Man I love when my wife makes me a snail sandwich for work! It’s delicious and has one hell of an aroma.

by Bigoleballsack September 23, 2022