Aaron Rodgers 2024

Washed.
A decent defense with a solid wide receiver core including Devante Admas and Garrett Wilson. Along with future star Braelon Allen at running back and he still manages to make the jets look like a D2 college football program. Not to mention, he convinced the team to fire half of the coaching staff.

Hey son did you do the dishes?

Me: Aaron Rodgers 2024!

by spencer g 1232 December 4, 2024

Mr rodgers

worlds baldest teacher of all time. he can normally be found hanging out with his slave named "d1slave" who always dose his bidding.

look at mr rodgers over there talking to his slave

by d1slave December 20, 2024

Cuban Roger

The act of insterting an entire pumpkin, upside down so the stem remains exposed. Upon removal it must be removed the same as a buttplug

Hey Bill, you should use that pumpkin for a Cuban Roger!

by CoalCrafters February 20, 2026

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025

jolly rogering

Sex with a pirate

Arrh, I gave 'er a good ol' jolly rogering

by unskinny-bob May 10, 2025

Baked off my Roger!

When one is extremely "High"

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!

by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010

matthew aaron rogers

Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!

"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"

by Teddy Bear1994 November 4, 2013