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Retardes

Andrew was acting very retardes today
by Yepimazure ツ August 15, 2025
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retardidium

A communication method with an extremely stupid individual which is beyond that of retarded
I struggled to bring myself down to the levels of pure retardidium required to communicate with Fred.
by TribalKefs August 19, 2025
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Restarded

When you constantly have to replay a video game level/mission/map because you didn't get it "quite right". Not because you're trying to beat a target, purely to make it relevent to your playthrough
"fuck dude how many times have you replayed this fucking mission?!"

*I accidentally punched an NPC. My character wouldn't do that. So I've got to start again. Again. I'm Restarded"
by HomesickFoetus August 19, 2025
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Retarderia

1. A place where retards go to eat.
2. What you would call a retard that has diarrhea retarderia.
3. A place that collects retarded people and turns them into food and serves them in a cafeteria on premises retarderia
Hey Jimmy where do you want to go to eat let's go to the retarderia. Timmy.

Timmy ! Jimmy has retarderia

Instead of sending them to a farm upstate and letting them free we can just take them to the retard area and it will turn them into food and help fe ed the starving people in their cafeteria.

S2H423
by Scotty2Hotty23 August 30, 2025
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Retardery

1. a sort of factory that turns normal people into retards a retardery
2. a factory that specializes in making items specifically for retarded people a retardery.
3. A factory that makes only helmets for retards, clearly the helmets have chin straps and stickers of their favorite superheroes to decorate themselves.

S2h423
I fucking hate that guy let's knock him out and take him down to the retardery and make him into a retard. Great idea!

Man I wish they had a Walmart for just retards a one-stop shop for all my mentally disabled children dude they do It's called the retardery haven't you heard of it they make only items for retarded kids and people!

I wish I didn't have to go online to buy my retarded son a helmet with a chin strap and superhero stickers. Hey you don't have to you just got to go down to the retardery they got a whole factory warehouse full of helmets with chin straps and superhero stickers to customize them with... Timmy Timmy and Jimmy Jimmy
by Scotty2Hotty23 August 30, 2025
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Restarded

Is a euphemism for the word retarded, more polite way of say it.
YO BRO, ARE YOU RESTARDED? WHY DID YOU KILL JIMMY?
by FrequencyROFL October 9, 2025
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Returded

It's a mix of "very stupid" but in a more hilarious, weird, and/or spontaneous way. From the Latin word for "slow", and being an ass or turd in a sense, or can just mean as stupid as shit.
You are returded.
by Stane reeves November 21, 2025
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