redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...

by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015

Redneck Wop

An Italian who collects many things, including vehicles resulting in a yard resembling that of a redneck.

eg. Did you see Matteo's yard? It's very redneck wop.

by amandadee77 April 30, 2015

Redneck's Friday night

The typical start to every Redneck's weekend.

Grab a can of Canada Dry ginger ale, some chicken, and a little bit of cousin fuckin' and you've got yourself a Redneck's Friday night.

by SquidSplitter June 3, 2015

redneck ice bucket

Untucking and stretching out your t-shirt to create a pouch to carry ice from an ice machine.

Don didn't have any way to carry the ice back to the hotel room from the ice machine, so he used his redneck ice bucket.

by DGT 4 Life!! October 22, 2015

Redneck

Low class white southern people.
School is stupid to them.

Drinking is a sport.
Girls get pregnant young.
They do care about body image.
And no class.
They are rude.

Example1:

Redneck- hey you want to go hunting for dinner?

Person- I have school so no!

Redneck- will I guess your missing out on something funner then school.

Example2:

Girl- "daddy"

Daddy- "what"

Girl- I'm pregnant and where's the beer?

Daddy- shit! No way in hell are you leaving in this house pregnant you redneck.

by MrsPAYNE21 November 10, 2015

Redneck paintjob

When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.

"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"

"Yeehaw!"

by Lithostoic March 1, 2016

redneck remodeling

When a emotionally immature rural person destroys his or her own domicile as a means to express just how angry they are.

Bill:Your honor, my old lady done pi$$ed me off so much that I put my fist through the drywall before I shot out the flat screen TV we got down at the Walmart on a payment plan.
Judge:Well Bill, this redneck remodeling of your's is going to cost you 30 days in jail.

by Cha-cho September 19, 2016