Random Object Narcissist

A person of moral disrepute who terrorize others by stealing things oblivious to the consequences.

“Why did he steal the grill off the car? What a hick!?”
“No he’s a Dick. He’s just a random object narcissist.”

by karmaneckwe October 13, 2025

Random ass

super random

Top 10 random ass things to watch

by Titanique October 21, 2025

Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.

In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

random business

I play game on various consoles

random business is goated

by random business October 23, 2025

Randolph

A Randolph is a large dog that eats too much and is of above average size

Yo bro your being such a Randolph right now

by YourLocal_Vampire November 9, 2025

Random Group

A friend group that share one brain cell with each other. They're like a deck of cards, but they're all Wild Cards. Doing random things as a random group.

That's a Random Group.

by The Great Sage Equal to Heaven November 17, 2025

Randolph

As pertaining to restaurant service, to doubly mess up a customer's order.

Dude you really Randolphed that guys On The Sly

by anonymous December 13, 2025