Cunt Punch

The Cunt punch is a basic combat manoeuvre that involves punching a woman in the vagina, almost exclusively in an uppercutting fashion. The cunt punch is generally administered to a woman that is displaying attributes that can be described and or categorised as "cunty".

"That woman at McDonalds was being a bitch and asking to see the manager, so I gave her the meanest Cunt punch"

by Layum1203 March 1, 2018

Punch the Cow

Seize the day, take life by the horns. Alternatively, get it over with.

Jack: I don't know how to ask Jill to prom. I'm having internal conflict and I'm not sure if I should...
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.

by Bubblegum2304 January 22, 2015

Punch of doom

A punch so powerful it will leave you concussed

Matt gave Lukas the punch of doom

by punchofdoom March 5, 2020

wranger punch

A game where if you see a wranger walk by you punch your friend and shout “Wranger Punch!” You have to say sorry after wranger punching your friend.

“Wranger Punch”
*punch*

“Ow, what was that for”
“There is a wranger over there”

by Imar Nons May 17, 2023

Secret Punch

Calling someone over to hear a secret and punching them in the stomach.

You hide your already clenched fist under a table and have them lean in to hear your juicy secret. Then you punch them in the jijutum and say, "secret punch"

Ronald secret punched Yan in the jijutum and made him puke everywhere.

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

royal punch

When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.

I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.

by Squattingjester September 5, 2016

Timo's punch

When you are waiting next to traffic light and guy punches you into solar without reason

You will not believe, I was in Prague and received Timo's punch

by kvorec October 9, 2023