Numbers

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Just numbers

by Thisguyisuseless July 9, 2023

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Number six meal

The act of fucking 4 nugget people covered in a sauce of your choice (preferably ketchup or BBQ)

Friend: what you want to eat
Me: oh Im not hungry I already had a number six meal

by NuggGod March 9, 2020

Number 7

student watches PORN and gets NæKED

Number 7: I really hate minorities
tom: me too

by kiddydiddler April 6, 2021

Number 1.5

When your shit was so runny, it’s as if there was a dick in there mixing your shit with piss. Also known as Ass Pissing

“What’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
“Sorry it was a Number 1.5

by TheSRocks05 October 10, 2019

number plate racism

To assume a driver’s attributes and abilities according to the State of Issue of their number plates.

“All cars from Kansas drive slowly in the overtaking lane.” “ Hey! That’s number plate racism!”
“All Californians drive stoned.”

“All New Yorkers drive too fast.”

by On the level [---o---] July 2, 2024