noodiehead

(nu-di-head) n.; one who is a loser. There can only be one person in a group of people defined as such. This person specifically should play field hockey and lacrosse. Preferably this person should have a torn tendon in her or his right foot. And usually this person is addicted to Burt's Bees Chapsitck...

hey, you homohoppin noodiehead, go get a life.

by susykathyashyyhahalosertiny September 6, 2009

Noob Squid

1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.

2. used as an insult.

3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet

1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"

by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009

noodle manwich

a noodle sandwich with multiple extra fillings such as ham, cheese, burgers, onions, lettuce etc.

dude! that's one massive noodle manwich!

I'd like to order a noodle manwich with extra cheese

by ratminandpesh May 16, 2010

Noob Denial

When someone thinks they're good/the best at a game when they are really just a noob. They will continue to argue with you, trying to explain how they are better without any proof. When you end up beating them/doing better than them they will still continue to make excuses as to how they are better.

Nikko: I don't understand how you're beating me, I'm better than you at this game!
Mikey: It's all good you're in noob denial
Nikko: Nope you just got lucky lets play again

by rekless91 August 14, 2010

noob-saying-wannabe

the one who always utters noob for no good reason to everyone he find sucks at something.
he is such a wannabe coz whenever somebody is not able to perform a task , he blurts out noob!!!.....

oh look!,a noob-saying-wannabe

by kurt261 January 13, 2011

Noorkle

The act of recieving an under water blow job in a hot tub. Upon completion, she lets the cum rise to the surface where she proceeds to skim it out with her tongue while she plays with your balls.

Dude, my ass is so pruny right now because during my noorkle, bitch had to keep surfacing for air.

by Ginger Lariat June 27, 2011

Nooby Grade Sevens

A title for use to describe kids of a lower grade in school, once you reach grade 8. Used to show disgust for a lower grade's lack of wisdom, intelligence, maturity, and/or physical fitness. It can also be used outside of education-based scenarios.

Ex:
Gr.8 #1: The new grade sevens think they know everything.
Gr .8 #2: What nooby gr.7s.

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Ex. #2:
Gr.12 #1: Those grade 9s think they are so mature, they don't even have jobs yet.
Gr.12 #2: They're just a bunch of nooby grade sevens like in middle school.

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Ex. #3:
Man #1: Dude, that guy just made a right turn and hit the curb. Now the front-right wheel just fell off!
Man #2: Eh, what a nooby grade seven.

by EnragedHavoc August 22, 2011