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Turd on wheels

A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?

What'd you see?

A big ugly brown van!!

It looks like a turd on wheels!!!

He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
by B4dsx August 22, 2020
mugGet the Turd on wheelsmug.

Steering wheel

In certain BDSM clubs, “steering wheel” refers to the type of sexual conduct between 4 or more members of any sex engaging in a massage circle of sorts. Similar to 69, but with a larger group. Like musical chairs, rotating is common.
are you gonna get in on this steering wheel or no man? We need one more member to make the circle complete.
by TRex mom June 17, 2022
mugGet the Steering wheelmug.

Color Wheel Sprinkler

When 12 men each of different skin color complexions form in a circle around you and ejaculate in your face
"Bro, last week, I tagged along in a Color Wheel Sprinkler, and let me tell you, it was refreshing and made my skin more clear!"

"I just knew you were gay."
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025
mugGet the Color Wheel Sprinklermug.

Wheel Decide day

On December 3rd you let Wheel Decide pick your day like when to wake up, what to eat and how to dress. I would have some links to wheels I made but Urban Dictionary doesn't allow it.
Guy 1: I had to wake up at 5:30am, dress as a cowboy and ate only an omelette and a muffin for breakfast
Guy 2: Why!?!?!
Guy 1: It's December 3rd, Wheel decide day
by Sims_Nerd November 19, 2019
mugGet the Wheel Decide daymug.

waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

OR

can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".
"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"
by cocolingo August 11, 2025
mugGet the waxing my wheelsmug.

Cheese wheel

A nickname given to a male with a penis that is wider than it is long. Otherwise known as a choad.
by 300rum July 27, 2014
mugGet the Cheese wheelmug.

Dragon Wheels

The Sweetest wheels you can put an a bicycle, Full race and Bombproof!
Those Dragon Wheels are SMOKIN"!
by The BMX Man February 5, 2010
mugGet the Dragon Wheelsmug.

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