When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.
Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.
Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---
Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.
Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---
Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.
Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
by Qufad January 26, 2015
Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019
by Stacey Grimlin July 7, 2021
Tazfi is the first Grandchild of The diamond Family and The Shahir Family. These are the head families of the city. Being the daughter of the Mayor and the president she is quite known and feels used for popularity and money. She's born in Great Britain but she's Bangladeshi both of her parents are citizens of that country. They are both Cadets and Oxford students it's the year 2435 and Bangladesh Has developed more than ever! It's said that the US might be replaced... Bangladesh has taken back the land they owned...(from a war) Now India and BD is one country and its name is preferred to both different people call it differently, Now there is a school in BD for people who are over-privileged so they don't have to suffer, they will fly to Bangladesh next Week what will happen after she gets there?? and what's gonna happen in the week???
OH ITS TAZFI'S TRIP, IT'S SUCH A GREAT BOOK!
I cant find it?
oh its still is being written as draft
ohhh whats the full name?
ITs Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)
I cant find it?
oh its still is being written as draft
ohhh whats the full name?
ITs Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)
by queratei December 13, 2021
by The__Almighty November 24, 2021
An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017
A situation where an individual has big crush on someone, but they realize that they can never actually date them for numerous reasons. Some people get over it, but others never actually recover from it because of how much they cared about that person. Some reasons are the person being out of their league, the other individual already being in a romantic relationship, the individual is aromantic, that individual is not romantically attracted to them, etc.
Chester: Hey, Lexy. How are you doing? We have not heard from you in months.
Lexy: I am doing okay; although I am kind of sad about Devin.
Mariah: What happened?
Lexy: I had a crush on him, but I realize could never actually date him because he would probably reject me due him being way out of my league and I heard a rumor that he is seeing someone else. It’s a love story that never happened.
Chester: I can see why that upsetting, but maybe if you wait things might change. They might breakup down the line and if you took chance and asked him out maybe then you might be able to date him.
Lexy: Thanks for the advice. I might try that.
Lexy: I am doing okay; although I am kind of sad about Devin.
Mariah: What happened?
Lexy: I had a crush on him, but I realize could never actually date him because he would probably reject me due him being way out of my league and I heard a rumor that he is seeing someone else. It’s a love story that never happened.
Chester: I can see why that upsetting, but maybe if you wait things might change. They might breakup down the line and if you took chance and asked him out maybe then you might be able to date him.
Lexy: Thanks for the advice. I might try that.
by Vanguard 1998 July 2, 2021