dick magnet

Almost any mainstream media organization, more especially those fora who regularly provide a platform for disreputable politicians or talkers and either fail to challenge the claims presented or just lob softballs.

"Cheney was on Fox again last night."

"Whattaya expect? They're such a dick magnet."

by woodchuck cooperative November 3, 2009

march madness

A hallucinatory disease with symptoms that resemble the effects of doing herione and LSD simultaneously; often mistaken to be related to the NCAA basketball tournament

Alyssa: We better lock little Todd in the closet, the doctor says he has signs of march madness!

Dad: I'll just take him out back and take care of him now. I'm tired of always having to worry about him.

Alyssa: Nice thinkin' Dad.

by Alex Mirman December 25, 2007

Disaster magnet

A person (or persons) prone (or perhaps cursed) to such bad luck that anything that could go wrong, usually does...Typically at the worst time possible.

John: "Well that's just great! My flight got delayed thanks to a breakdown... the disaster magnet strikes again!

by Netsurfer_x1 July 9, 2010

merciful maidens

An exclamation, used to express outrage or disbelief about a particular situation.

Marcell: The goddamn cat is eating the lasagna again!
Edward Leo: Oh Merciful Maidens!

by Roy McCallister January 12, 2007

Gash Magnet

Gash Magnet: Billy jet

Billy is a Gash Magnet

by slagbert January 18, 2007

Dick-Magnent

A female who is prone to attracting the lowerclass of males.
It is a tragic condition as the affected rarely realize/accept it until they have already involved themselves with such males.

Emma: Veronica,babe you really need to dump him.
Mollie: Why are you putting up with these losers??!
Veronica: They're just drawn to me!!!
Emma: Total Dick-Magnent.
Mollie: Sucks to be you!

by Emma S. stop stealing my name bitches!! March 30, 2008

ramona madness

A term of endearment used by asian women 2 describe their experiences with american lesbians.this is typically found on college campuses on the east coast.

Kym was in a complete state of ramona madness when she remembered what she did the night before

by chachaddict April 15, 2009