Mitch

mitch is a silly fella with a big heart. sometimes has an attitude, but usually pretty chill.

hes fun to talk to, and super understanding

10/10 hater

Mitch is so cool

by cheeseandmacabroni May 7, 2025

Mitch

Mitch the Bitch can be convinced to do anything remarkably stupid in a short period of time. He has that form of stupid masculinity like the guys on Jackass. This coupled with the confidence of someone who has always wanted to be famous just spells disaster. Be aware that this form of idiot is also a Mare which is a demonic spirit of European origin that uses sex as a chance to embarrass women or win the support of people who never valued him in the first place.

I got a copy of the flyer Mitch made this year for the proud boys incel group, they want access to more black bodies now without the establishment of longstanding social inclusion in the financial market.

by T-Exchange May 17, 2025

Mitchy

Mitchy means someone who never sleeps. Always puts her two cents in. A jokester. Everyone loves to be around Mitchy. Mitchy is always up and ready to go. She Knows how to have a good time. Mitchy is who every girl wants to be and every man wants to do.

“Damn, let’s pull a Mitchy tonight!”

by Petunia143 June 7, 2025

Mitch-out

Word used to describe when someone takes the easy way out of something they don’t want to do. Usually a beta male trying to avoid their responsibilities. For example, when someone bids a ladder truck off of a heavy rescue.

He Mitch-out (matched-out) of his job today so now someone else has to do it

by Woberto October 11, 2025

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

mitchelli

this dude in our school who switched schools in 4th grade because he kept being bombastic and sigma to the teachers; a way to say holy _____ but less offensive; a way to say banana and monkeys

me: holy mitchelli finally the lunch is good!
my friend: for real!!!!
*opens it*
me: HOLY MITCHELLI I TAKE IT BACK

by school_chromebook_user November 19, 2025

Mitchell yuza

something you say when you dont want to reffer to your penis while in church

"hey brady would you like to see my Mitchell yuza?"
"hell no man were in church!"

by ValZLuV November 28, 2025