Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

Mitchole

Mitchole refers to a situation where an individual, often while working on a math problem, especially related to budgeting for a construction project, finds themselves deeply engrossed and overwhelmed, unable to make progress or find a solution.

During the budgeting phase of the construction project, Sarah found herself in a mitchole as she tried to balance the expenses and allocations for various resources. The complex calculations and numerous variables left her feeling stuck and uncertain about the optimal financial plan.

by SchlegelD3 August 2, 2023

mitchtified

adj. the state of being one finds themself in after being led to believe in phony financial paradigms, by pitchmen who seek to appear knowledgeable about international banking protocols, with the sole purpose of convincing you to part with large sums of money for their benefit and not yours.

Our hopes of a brighter future with fair and private banking came to an end when we realized we had been mitchtefied by that arrogant, wannabe techie who knows nothing about banking.

Getting mitchtified was one of the most shameful ways r

by the kinky etymologist August 15, 2023

Mitchell

Everything. He’s my everything. Everything good and precious, nothing bad or damaged. His name is engraved on my heart, my soul, and my mind. Losing him would be like losing a part of myself, for every part of me has a little bit of him in it.
My soul has gotten his name, his face, his voice, his body down to a tee. I look for him in every person I meet.
He is the one I will marry. I hope of it. He is nothing but extravagant, beautiful, sweet, precious, kind, and loving.
I hope he knows how much he’s saved me.

I love Mitchell.

by AanonymousG July 19, 2024

Mitchell Zuber

red bull red bull red bull red bull red bull red bull, he really likes semetary and one walnut :)

hi mitchell zuber red bull red bull red bull redbull >.<

by Mcpatches September 10, 2023

mitchigan

The alter ego of michigan located in the depths of mackinac island

We should go look at mitchigan while we are here

by mitchigan state lover December 11, 2023