lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

A Lock

A term used in the betting world to describe the dumb certainty of something happening like a sports star scoring a goal or getting a certain amount of touches in a game. Yet in reality no one is ever a lock because there is always a player who secretly gets pleasure from fucking your multi by 1 possession, each and every time!!

“That player is ‘a lock’ to get that many touches”
“Don’t be an fgt, no one is even a lock”

by HonestlyArticulate13 May 9, 2024

Lock-In

Drinking within a Pub after opening hours, the landlord allows a group to keep drinking after all other customers have left. They have locked all the doors, hence it being called a Lock In. When a Lock-In is permitted it usually results in a legendary sesh.

John the pub landlord allowed us to do a lock-in and keep seshing into the morning.

by Ellis_ April 6, 2023

Lock City

When you are hyper locked in

"Bro dont talk to me im in Lock City rn"

by bloatedblitz May 11, 2025

Loser Lock

A court ordered breathalizer installed to immobilize the ignition of a drunk loser.

I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.

by Greg Chapman, Ben's Boss February 2, 2012

Lock in

When your geeked and you have to act normal in a tense situation.

"Bruh I can't do this geeked i got to lock in*

by Yartluver July 7, 2024

Salone locked

When someone/something gets locked in a salon for not paying

I got salone locked the other day! It was so inconvenient for me.

by Markoo9230 December 22, 2023