The most boring and over-rated actress on the face of the planet. Pretty much talks in complete monotone except for when she's screaming, in which case she sounds like a dying cat. Some people say she's really pretty, while others say she's really pale and has buck teeth. Also a pot-head. She plays the character of Bella "Sue" Swan of Twilight perfectly, mostly because Bella Swan is a character that lacks a personality as well.
Mindless fan girl: Did you see Kristen Stewart in Twilight? Isn't she just so pretty and talented?
Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head.
Mindless fan girl: OMG! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD!!!111!
Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.
Me: What the hell are you talking about? She's a horrible actress, and a pot-head.
Mindless fan girl: OMG! UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE GETS TO KISS EDWARD!!!111!
Me: Why the hell would I be jealous of her? Edward's a jerk, and he's ugly. I'd rather bathe in a pool of shit than kiss him.
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"Did you see Twilight yesterday?"
"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"
"Yeah...it sucked. Kristen Stewart...uhg, they just need a recast, for Christ's sake!"
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That girl wont get her head out of those fuckin books! She's gonna go Krissy Crazy!
That girl should dump his ass, she's goin all krissy crazy!
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