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king of ducks 

Truly the most fowl of ducks. Typically very snooty and expects other ducks to pay tribute and quack when he passes.
Son: Why are all those ducks quacking at that one?
Father: Son, that's the king of ducks. {bows deeply}
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King Scrotum 

When somebody places their scrotum on another persons forehead. Seeming like he has a crown.
Look at me! I'm King Scrotuming Philip
King Scrotum by Alutiiq April 16, 2019

King Egg 

A very amazing guy whose always sweet, unless you make him mad. He is obviously King of Eggs and will not stand any abuse to his people. Everyone should love King Egg as he loves them.
Eggs: All hail King Egg!

King Schmoke Schmoke 

A person who never shares a dart. Doesn’t belong in Riff Boys, maybe fits in Hills Boys tho.
“Roll us one King Schmoke Schmoke?”

Anton: “...”

King Chris Maguire 

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell
Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire
A person who’s tall but can’t even dunk, garbage waves, and the drip of a homeless.
P1: Yo that guy over theres mad tall but can’t dunk, damn his waves garbage too.
P2: I think that’s King JJ
King JJ by YungBubbleBass May 21, 2019