help me

I'm so overwhelmed and exhausted and tired but I don't want to give up because I cannot bear to become a failure, I don't want to be a failure but I'm so unbearably tired. I hate everything and everyone and how I feel and I can't do this, I'm so goddamn tired.

"nobody blatantly says help me because it's apparently an unspoken taboo to ask for help and nobody really believes you until it's too late haha"

by ChaoticallyCriticalCretin January 27, 2021

That's funny to me

when something is funny to you or your friends, in which is offensive to others.

Bill: My mom just died.
Tom: thats funny to me

by kiwi May 7, 2004

send for me

a slightly outdated phrase that is quickly making a comeback by those who feel important enough to require personalised invitations to attend menial events within their day.

Send for me when my breakfast of yoghurt and muesli is ready

by anon987654321 May 16, 2019

sauce me

To pass your bro a specified object

Hey bro, sauce me that beer

by King pipe June 26, 2017

fade me

defeat you, beat you, make you a loser

'And the punk police won't fade me, and maybe we can have peace some day G.' 2Pac Holla If Ya Hear Me
'I don't trip and let it fade me, from outta the fryin pan, we jumped onto another form of slavery.' 2Pac Ghetto Gospel

by iverbballer September 30, 2007

excuse me

What you say when you fart. (Britain)

American: Excuse me.
British: -snigger-

by Desmondly December 9, 2008

boss me

Basically the same thing as "blow me"

Bill: Make me some food!
Joe: Boss me.

by none May 13, 2005