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Uncle's House 

A trap house or bando hosted by a close relative or family friend with enough background knowledge to exploit the weaknesses of the clientele. Typically offers illicit narcotics and other related services (prostitution, gambling, etc.) Traditionally only runs a few days a month, mostly the days just after social security, disability, or stimulus checks are deposited.
Bob: Hey, man, I've been looking for you the past few days!
Alvin: You know my check came in and I was at Uncle's House.
Bob: Guess you don't have that money you owe me.

texas hype house 

Here single women reside for a year of "hard work", blood, sweat, and tears. If you're lucky, you may stumble upon a sudden engagement to a nice yeshiva bochur. The Hype House usually isn't very hype, unless it's followed by a night of Shabbos meal drinking. The Hype House boasts a treif kitchen (not done intentionally), but make sure you kashur the dishes before! We are in prime location of the local school, so close in fact that dismissal can be heard from inside the house. We are fortunate to have the most amazing neighbor, Joe V's which is probably the most sketchy store a frum girl will find herself in (if you didn't catch corona yet, you will probably catch it inside Joe V's). We call the Hype House home and while it surprises us each day, we value the time spent in all its glory.
Intern 1: "Have you been inside the Texas Hype House yet?"
Intern 2: "OMG yeah! It's so..... hype?"
texas hype house by internlyfe January 25, 2021

Yukon pump house 

Having sex in a body of water of less than 5 degrees Celsius resulting in shrinking of the penis causing an unpleasant orgasm.
Man I just had a Yukon pump house
Yukon pump house by Yukondaddy February 8, 2021

kitten hype house discord 

a shit server :neutral_face:
jk!
it's great to make friends!
let's join the kitten hype house discord server! it's great I'm going to make sooo much friends! yeah!

The Haunted House 

If you’re on Twitter/Flop tiktok and someone tells you that you’re invited to the haunted house; run. The haunted house came from a video on @perversefamily on twitter as a trailer for their Halloween special. I haven’t watched the video but I can explain what happened based on the reactions of other people. They start drinking piss and just having really kinky and disgusting sex with eachother in an orgy and worst of all someone put an entire leg up somebody’s bussy and an organ came out and he licked it.
Jiafei: GIRL YESS!! YOURE INVITED TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE!! MAKE SURE TO BRING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY😊🥰🥰

ABC for a house builder 

When you play the Roblox game Welcome To Bloxburg, you will most likely see a lot of people saying "ABC for a house builder". This is when little shits beg for them to build you a house and steal all your money.
"Loxella_yt: ABC for a house builder"