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THE Hot Seat

When two people have to poop at the same time. They perform the Hot Seat.

Subject one sits on the toilet with legs spread to make a hole, while subject two faces subject one and sits on his lap and poops between subject ones legs.
Harold and I had to take a shit, so we went ahead and did the hot seat.
by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 30, 2016
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Hot neck

Farting onto the back of the person's head who is sitting in front of you, while seated in stacked, row-style seats typically found in arena or stadium venues.
Derrick, while enjoying a fine hockey game in the nosebleed section, farted . Unfortunately, Derrick did not backboard the fart thus seeping it out via the front onto Dylan's head, who was seated head to crotch level in front of him. The fart's heat gave Dylan a hot neck.
by The neato torpedo May 3, 2018
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Hot Scale

A scale from 1-10 used to rank the hotness of girls.
Mike: How hot do you think that girl is on a hot scale?
George: Probably a 6.
by chikmanget August 9, 2012
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hot mom

nice looking milf(mom id like to fuck)
by landin porson March 9, 2020
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Dick Hot

1. Extremely hot outside
2. Someone ridiculously good looking
3. Another way of saying it's hot as balls out here
1. You're so dick hot right now.
2. It is dick hot out/in here.
by TimJack October 20, 2007
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Middlebrook Hot

The quality of Middlebrook Dining Hall food, such that it is sometimes warm, but never hot
Sanford Kid 1: Dude have you eaten at Middlebrook yet?
Sanford Kid 2: Ya, kinda disappointing, all the food was Middlebrook Hot
by Cori Roberts September 23, 2018
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Hot Doglet

4 hotdogs and 6 eggs (scrambled) cooked into one massive omelet. Commonly made by unemployed students.
Tom: "Man, I am friggin starving and I have no money."
Dave: "Better make a hot doglet."
by soopadickman November 9, 2005
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