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Holiday Horny 

The magical feeling of excitement you get in anticipation of an upcoming holiday. "Holiday" can be replaced with the name of the upcoming holiday (i.e. Halloween Horny, Christmas Horny, etc.)
Todd: "I'm gonna put up some Halloween decorations, can you give me a hand?"
Janet: "It's August, Todd.."
Todd: "Oh right..sorry, I guess I'm just a little Holiday Horny"
Holiday Horny by stovenb August 11, 2020
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Doorknob horny 

This is when someone is so horny they will do it with a Doorknob!
Wonda Wonderpig was so Doorknob horny, the whole building had to be disinfected!
Doorknob horny by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

bored horny 

When you are bored and you make yourself believe you are horny or just decide to be because you don't know what to do with yourself.
I am extra bored horny during this quarantine.
bored horny by Brokenslang May 28, 2020

Art Horny 

A mood only an artist can feel, when they're really in the mood to create a new piece.
"Man, after browsing DeviantArt, I got art horny."
"When you talk artsy to me, I get so art horny."
"Are you art horny? I brought pencils!"
Art Horny by SammiSakura October 14, 2014

me so horny 

Iconic phrase uttered by French-Asian model Papillon Soo Soo in Full Metal Jacket.

me so horny by CassandraWins November 17, 2006

Hella horny

When someone cuddles you without your shirt on.
Damn that wud make me hella horny😂😂😂😂
Hella horny by Literallyaniggr June 12, 2018

why am i horny 

You basically looked to much porn or read to many sex definitions on here 🤷 ♂️🤷 ♂️
Why am I horny?

Oh it's all that porn !!
why am i horny by Cool beans 69 December 3, 2019