skin-graft

Wasteful/dishonest/non-productive policies, behaviors, rewards, etc --- “graft and corruption” --- which are based on participants’ willingness/cooperation regarding sexual favors and/or dressing and acting provocatively, rather than recognizing or fostering one’s actual job-skills, honest dedication, or quality of workmanship.

Disgusted would-be client: That company totally SUX --- no expertise or caring whatsoever! Nothing but skin-graft in there!

by QuacksO December 7, 2011

God's gift to males

A female that thinks there are a higher number of males that are obsessed with sex than there are actually are, because her body is an irresistible gift to all males and females, since the beginning of time. A female that thinks all males owe any happiness or success in life to a female, and that to disagree is shaming a female's body, or sexism.

You'd be nothing without her, she's God's gift to males.

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

griffin

An ugly teenage boy who combs his hair and looks like a wannabe Justin Bieber. Is a total player who has nothing better to do with his life then hit on girls who dress like strippers. When a nice girl likes him, he plays games with her and breaks her heart, because he's that much of a jerk. Also, his mom is an awesome art teacher.

DIE, GRIFFIN! DIE, DIE, DIE!

Griffin, stop hitting on my BFF!

by Disvan November 26, 2010

grifter

It is a very manly woman, who is very physically strong, stocky build or overweight, usually has excessive facial and body hair and is sometimes mistaken for a man.

The masculine appearance of a Russian female shotput champion means she can be described as a grifter.

by KB April 15, 2005

parting gift

n: When a guy squirts cum into a girls butt on the way out of her vagina.
Usually doggy style.

Hey! You just gave me a parting gift, you ass!

by mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008

Griffin

He's this kid in your school. He is ok looking, but gets no girls. He's only popular because he plays sports. People pretend to like him but no one actually does. No one looks forward to talking to him every day, he's always everyone's second choice.

Hey, have you seen that new kid?
Yeah he looks like he'll be a griffin

by Zabo Zabo December 4, 2014

GRIFFIN

A rower with unusually tiny dick who over compensated by being a douchebag

I pulled a Griffin and shat in your car

by JoeMomma46362782 December 10, 2016