When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.
by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025
Get the Rot Gooningmug. A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine
person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023
Get the moon gooningmug. by Moon-gooner November 14, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025
Get the Goon dodgingmug. A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
Get the Goon dodging tournamentmug. by Gooningmonkeynegro February 7, 2025
Get the Goon Ragemug.