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A folm of Engrish chalactelized by bad tlansration flom Japanese by someone who is decent at tlansrating vocaburaly but has a pool glasp of Engrish glammal. Tends to be a wold-by-wold ritelar tlansration with humolous lesurts fol native Engrish speakels. Engrish is most common in ord video games and anime subtitres.
Arr youl base ale berong to us. (In plopel engrish: Youl bases ale arr undel oul contlor.)

A winnel is you. (You win.)
engrish by Ukuk August 6, 2006
Engrish is a form of English used from quite a few Japanese people learning English. Usually those people only learn it if they're friends with a foreigner or they are not trying that hard at English.

Engrish is slurred and they try to use R's for the sounds not in their language. (I.E. A few letters in the Alphabet arent in the Japanese Alphabet, like X and V). It sounds hilarious and they seem quite good to other Japanese, but to americans its HILARIOUS!

Those people are definately NOT trying hard to learn English, therefore it was named Engrish, for the Japanese people who suck at English.

Alot of times its in Japanese college because of the whole foreign student issue, people try to learn english ASAP to interact and speak with the foreigner for many reasons.
Lets say, foreigner was speaking to classmate, who met his enemy! Foreigner is Adam, Classmate is Shinobu, and Enemy is Mayagi Here is their Engrish example from an anime that I found (dunno the names surry):

Shinobu is walking down and his friend Adam sees him, before Mayagi sees him in his car.
Mayagi: Oi, Shinobu! *gets out of car*
Adam: Hey, Shinobu! *runs from behind* Did you see Panda vs. Higi Panda on TV last night?
Shinobu: *doesnt realise mayagi is there* Neah! I wuz roaring on ze fror raffing!
Mayagi: Dude! Who's that *points at Adam, shocking Shinobu from his appearance*
Adam: Who's that?
Shinobu: You zont have to know. Get rin my rouse.
Adam: *walks away with shinobu* ah.
Mayagi: *grabs shinobu*
Shinobu: Mayagi?
Adam: Huh?
Mayagi: Not ro worry. He rill be rif me for rile.
Adam: Hey! *watches as Shinobu and Mayagi drive off, abandoning him*

thats the best example I could think of from an anime.


Engrish by chibihime January 18, 2009
Mispronounced or mis-translated English words which are included in Japanese songs, signs etc. They sound so funny ;)

And the reverse goes for the word Japperese
Gackt's funnyness:

In Engrish: "Siwent naight, howly naight, shehpar krake ah da side"

In English: "Silent night, holy night, shepherds quake at the sight"


And Miyavi's song words:

"How simple eat in get? Don't you?"
lol
engrish by Xang and Cole June 2, 2005

Englishing 

To stand around at work doing nothing once you have completed all your tasks, yet your colleagues are busy all around you.
Restaurant Manager: "Ivana, we are too busy for you to be standing round"

Ivana: " I have finished all my jobs, now I am busy englishing"
Englishing by Beruska July 1, 2009
Engrish in this definition being engrish) is misstranslation to the English from japineese, (observe. In us from zero wings your basis "entirely there is the most famous example, it belongs," is.
All your base are belong to us.
What you say?
You have no chance to survive make your time.
(also my def is in engrish)

Englishing 

When you can't type English correctly.
Me: I just screeched because my English wasn't englishing.
Friend: Haha.
Englishing by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017