Thump Dance

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform

Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

default dance december

when someone says "default" or "dance" you have to do fortnite default dance. this also works with "default dance." if someone says "default," "dance" or default dance repeatly, that person has to do the default dance.

person 1. yo man
person 2. have you heard of the dance competition
person 1. does default dance
person 3. happy default dance december guys
person 1 and 2. does default dance

by a retarded, random person November 24, 2018

Fusion Dance

A nicer way of saying sex; a way of having sex while both partners stand and go at it.

Me: Yo me and her were going at it all night bro!
Friend: What position(s)
Me: Oh we did the Fusion Dance

by ADoggieIsAChickenSecretly December 19, 2018

disco dancer

usually a guy you've known for a short period of time (however, they may even be in your main squad) who claims to be and for the most-part appears to be 100% heterosexual. but every so often, he'll inexplicably make highly detailed remarks about beautiful men, or perhaps their luscious head of hair or give you a detailed treatise on why their style sense 'works'

"you know Bruce, I'm thinking Joey there might be quite a bit more of a disco dancer than we first thought"

by DirtyFilthyNastyPerv January 30, 2019

jersey dancer

A jersey dancer is a person like someone on TikTok or Dubsmash and they do stuff like sexy walk and buck and so on

I’m doing pretty good not to be a Jersey dancer!

by Okur February 19, 2019

Bean Dance

The most epic, upcoming dance ever. If you can do the bean dance you are a God and you can pull any girl.

Aye Tim you hear about the bean dance?
Did you just see Jim get that girls number with the bean dance?

by gimmiethemtoes March 25, 2019

slow dance

slow dancing is hard
slow dancing is easy
you close your eyes (some people cannot keep them shut)
you agree to adapt your energy to your dancing partner
slow dancing is good
slow dancing is a teacher
how evolved is your slowness
can you sacrifice some speed

"we were on the beach and i asked him to slow dance with me to the sound of crashing waves."

by Krkič June 24, 2019