double clutch

to masturbate at a very fast pace

I only had 10 minutes before the old lady got home, so I popped in a porno to help me double clutch.

by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008

couch

Another word for a Harley Davidson type motorcycle, usually spoken by people who drive crotch rockets.

Look at that dude riding his couch thinken he's bad.

by lilyredd April 3, 2006

self-clutch

The verbal act of congratulating one's self either directly or indirectly through ancedotal story or otherwise. Widely considered annoying and/or lame.

Friend 1 : Man, I had ladies all over me last night.
Friend 2 : Quit, self-clutching!

by Frencheee September 16, 2005

fuck your couches

pretty self explanitory but can be used in many ways....

A:dude you suck
B:well you know what fuck your couches

by Dracon January 14, 2006

cootchie punch

When a boxing glove on spring comes out of the area (around or out of)a cootchie and punches you right when you're about to get some. See the intro to Lupin III.

God damn, cootchie punches hurt like a bitch.

by M. Nelson June 5, 2004

clutch

Big Papi (David Ortiz)

David Ortiz hit a walk off homer run in game 4 to defeat the New York Yankees in the 2004 ALCS. He is so damn clutch.

by RFXW December 13, 2008

cotch

cotch, cotchin or cotching is James And Jonny co. limited trademark(c)

dont you dare to use it or we will get you deported to iceland.

james and jonny are cotchin in D206

ahh james fancy a nice cotch in jacuzzi?

oi jonny fancy a cotch on MR?

by jobj17 January 19, 2009