by JupiterHanna February 13, 2025

"you suck at this game"
"let me cook"
"why are you placing that bed in the nether?"
"let me cook"
similar saying: trust the process
"let me cook"
"why are you placing that bed in the nether?"
"let me cook"
similar saying: trust the process
by notthebearyouknow May 23, 2024

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.
~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “
“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “
“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”
by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019

by jynxywynxxy January 5, 2022

by XxSavage21xX120 February 28, 2024

Eating pussy after she has ran a marathon.
Alternate definition: marinated cooked pussy, when she shits her pants while running the marathon.
Alternate definition: marinated cooked pussy, when she shits her pants while running the marathon.
by Mc1! September 6, 2025

Person 1: I didn't study for the test next period and it's worth 40% of my grade, Am I cooked?
Person 2: Flip yourself over and put a lil seasoning... cause your'e cooked!
Person 2: Flip yourself over and put a lil seasoning... cause your'e cooked!
by Exility4L May 4, 2024
