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sinclair community college 

a community college in dayton ohio. mascot is the Tartans... a lion in a kilt.
i go to sinclair community college for school because its cheap. i will be at a 2 year college for ten years.

Winchester College 

An Independent Boys' Boarding School in Hampshire which takes the brightest people from all over the world and sticks them together in a confined space perhaps only to see the maelstrom of genius and homosexuality that ensues. It is generally acknowledged that Winchester College is the best school in England and possibly the world. It is famous for its academic tradition, age (founded 1383) and alumni (including 1 PM). Also famous for its 'Notions', words and general goings-on peculiar to the school.
Wykehamist (Someone who goes to Winchester College) 1: Can we toll to Gunner's hole?
Normal guy 1: Huh?
Wykehamist 2: Goive, let's bogle.
Normal guy 1: Sorry what?
Wykehamist 3: That would be naize, we could have a turst on the way - but bunter! - I'm aeg and have yet to recover ful broad...
Normal guy 1: No idea what you're talking about but can I come?
Wykehamist 1: Oh waaant, fiiine! But only if you answer this question: how many fish are there in Log. pond?
Normal guy 1: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Cow College 

Auburn University. Also, embarrassing.
Haha, he goes to Auburn?? Fucking cow college
Cow College by qwerpoiue December 7, 2010

Ferrum College

A college in Southwest VA, which a lot of people bash because they don't get it. Ferrum is full of opportunities for entertainment. Boredom is a choice!!! Chill at Trollville with the frat boys, go in to Roanoke, and hang out in Dyer Hall.
Man, that 3-kegger at trollville was awesome. I love Ferrum College
Ferrum College by frankforce September 13, 2011

Sweet Briar College

SBC is one of the most beautiful colleges in the world. It is a place where womens minds grow and develop. It's a place where women get a great education, play sports, and have a social life while wearing pink and green at the same time. It's fun, trendy and prepares you for life.
Classy class of 09 yall are so fine!!!
Sweet Briar College by sbc09 June 4, 2005

Trinity College School 

A prestigious private boarding and day school an hour away from Toronto, in Port Hope Ontario where preps, jocks and hot girls go. It has a GORGEOUS campus (over 100 acres) and is really expensive. It's full of stuck-up snobs who have too much money to handle but most of them are nice! Almost everyone theyre is either a nerd, jock, prep or girly girl. Trinity College school crushes other schools in sports, people and campus! If you go there, you are SO lucky! It has mostly boarders, the percent of boys to girls is 60% to 40% but getting more equal. It has tons of hot rich bitches. Most of the students go off to Ivy-league colleges.
Jamie: OMG! I just got accepted to TRINITY COLLEGE SCHOOL!!!

Mel: OMG! that super awesome school with a gorgeous campus and gorgeous people?

Jamie: Thats the one!

Dylan: NO FAIR! I sooooo want to go there! but its sooooo expensive...only rich people can go there...and gorgeous...

Jamie: not true! other people go there too! its just its mostly gorgeous people. and they are all super nice!

Mel: Urghh. So jealous. Sneak me in, pleeeease??

Dylan: YES! Me too please!

Jamie: I wish i could! but TCS is soooo exclusive! only certain people are allowed in! I'm one of them now!

Dylan: well at least we'll see you at sports competitions! We'll miss you!

Mel: Oh ya! see you then!

Jamie: See you then! Unfortunately for you guys though...be prepared to get your asses kicked at sports 'cause TCS dominates. They do it like a boss! <3

Dylan&Mel: darn... :( they ARE good!

Jamie: Because TCS dominates everything. Its soooooo much better than Branksome Hall, the bishop strachan school, Upper canada college and havergal college, all combined! 'cause all those other schools suck. Sorry for them. :)