Chris Browned

To forcefully beat upon a member of the female sex.

Chris : yesterday i went over to pauls house and saw the wierdest shit...

Joe : Yeah?

Chris : Yeah apparantly paul had asked for lasagne for dinner and Rachel has cooked him taco's he completely went off the Reservation and Straight up Chris Browned the Bitch!

by Briefencounter November 22, 2009

Chris Squire

God according to bass players.

"Hey, Steve, do you want to talk about our god, Chris Squire?"

by random_being October 16, 2021

Chris Will Make It

That instagram dude with 70K followers, he’s cute but has one of the worst usernames someone could ever have.

”Chris Will Make It”
”Make What?”

by Linda Lundmark February 27, 2019

Chris out

adv.
To makes plans or decisions and not follow through and/or cancel on others who are waiting and/or depending on the person

It's my birthday so you better not chris out on me. Everybody is going.

by mister magic August 5, 2010

Chris castleman

The biggest pussy of all time with the smallest cock on the planet

Look at that pussy with a small cock. His name must be Chris castleman

by YouMakeMiErfquack October 12, 2019

chris level

When in a game you can create a level and its the worst possible thing ever

I just made a chris level. I hate you

by Shrekpy June 7, 2021

chris reid

literally the sweetest guy you could ever meet he wouldn't purposefully try hurt you if not as a joke, he secretly does career about you and he honestly doesn't understand how much you love him. You should defo tell him how you feel. He would probably enjoy warm hugs at night.

He's taller than you, brown haired, fair skinned and overall handsome af.

if you treat him well he'll forever love you. I can't myself but if you can you NEED to confess to him he's perfect for you both matter how much you deny it you know it's true that you love him.

Person 1- Chris reid is so nice omg how is he real???
person 2- idk he's so perfect??
person 3- he could be better..
person 1&2- leave Chris reid alone!!

by Lamolol June 8, 2022