cavetate

When you are getting ready to take a serious dump.

Oh no. My colon is beginning to cavetate and there is no bathroom withing 20 miles. I'm going to poop myself.

by t December 21, 2004

cave grebo

a grunger or fan of rock or metal that lives in caves, underground or lives like a hobo

my mates a cave grebo, he lives in under my house.

by Tom Downs May 24, 2006

cave pig

a person that masterbateswith large objects shoved up their ass to help themself get off.

I walked in on John being a cave pig.

by Ralph Feltcher June 20, 2006

cavemag

A magazine that is read when one is in a cave.

Last January, Jim's car died on a mountain road and left him stranded in the wilderness at midnight. He found a nearby cave and started a fire. Fortunately for him, he had his favorite cavemag with him, which kept him entertained. It also conveniently rolled up into a lightweight but firm armament for fending off the pack of marauding wolves.

by Kenny Olav January 12, 2008

cave rat

a indescribable monster
someone who very ugly
a person whos not cute at ALL

why is that cave rat trying to talk to me
he looks like a cave rat

by kay tee June 30, 2008

Caveman Stingray

A person who likes to use profanity over xbox as if he/she were 12 while having a score twice as high as the entire opposing team. also likes to pull sprinklers out of the ground while anally probing his dog.

i was playin with caveman stingray last night and he shutout the entire team for 9 matches

by joe ramirrrrrez October 28, 2008

cavemest

Far into a cave. To exaggerate an emotional sentence. The center of a cave.

What in the cavemest?! (What the heck?!)
In the cavemest. (lost, gone (away))
It is in the middle of the cavemest. (Middle of nowhere, middle of a cave.)

by Oppachinko!! March 28, 2009