devil's blowjob 

When the partner eats spicy food and forgets to wash their hands and mouth before giving felatio.

We went for a cheeky nandos for our date and she proceeded to give me a devil's blowjob in the bathroom

devil's blowjob by shivshov April 24, 2022

Full Body Blowjob 

A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1

I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!

Full Body Blowjob by BrainGlitchGuy July 3, 2022

Goofy ahh blowjob

that blow job that was a bit goofy

man i got a goofy ahh blowjob last night

Goofy ahh blowjob by Unthoughtful August 9, 2022

T-rex Helicopter Spinning Blowjob 

a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins

damn she gave me the best t-rex helicopter spinning blowjob after her kindergarten graduation

T-rex Helicopter Spinning Blowjob by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

Schrodinger's Blowjob 

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.

Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.

Schrodinger's Blowjob by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022

Dementor’s Blowjob 

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

Dementor’s Blowjob by ItzKris March 17, 2023

Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob 

A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:

-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact

-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen

Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.

Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob by Hantlin July 16, 2023