jew satchel

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.

Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.

by Satchel lover January 22, 2014

Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.

Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"

by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021

Smash Jew

A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?

God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.

by adrianhowell August 14, 2017

JEW STROKE

When a man masturbates with his palm downward. Also known as the reverse stroke.

Did you see that dirty ass bum jew stroken in the alley?

by Matt the stinkstar June 7, 2018

Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.

“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”

by Sappahire February 9, 2021

Saucy Jew

A saucy jew is a Jew who is so jew that Jews see a saucy jew and bee like wow jew jew jew jew

Jew 1: hey look a saucy jew

Jew 2: jew jew jew money money money

by Gobbleturkey June 5, 2022

Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.

Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.

by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020