tree dad

when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.

Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?

by myunclesass May 23, 2018

Dad Rat

A rodent, specifically a rat that is owned by a father or dad figure that is usually kept hidden or in secret for sucking or suckling purposes. It is common that said rat is covered in some sort of sewer sludge or feces for "flavor" enhancements.

Man... he was sucking his Dad Rat in public and he got caught.

by Gary Dither March 15, 2019

jez's dad

Jez's dad is a undertaker who rko's little kids and is a nonce who is notorious for killing people with nerf guns.

Jez's dad is a undertaker who kills people with nerf guns.

by DjUnknown911 December 14, 2017

Goop Dad

A Liquid that that comes out of your dads special area, while being thicc and gooey, it is delicious. A goop dad is the best of the best when it comes to dads and lets you drink his special Juice. Your goop dad will always care for you and feed you his goop.

Goop son: "I need your goop, Good dad."
Goop dad: "Ok Good Son, I will give you my goop"

by Goop Dad May 7, 2018

Andreas Dad

tw !!

Andreas Dad is a great synonym or shortcut of SATAN!!!! He is abusive and stupid, poor andrea has to deal with his bullshit.. someone start petition to put him in jail. andreas dad has anger issues and is in need of therapy, so does her mom.

Andrea: “Hi dad can I have this please?”
Andreas Dad: “NO FUCK YOU..”

by yourmom2040!! April 11, 2021

dad bf

a father figure boyfriend. a boyfriend with strong fatherly instincts who takes care of his girlfriend and helps her structure her life and make the right decisions.

i really need a dad bf!

by mkku June 6, 2023

grand dadding

Getting up and leaving in a hurry without telling anyone.

We are grand dadding out of here before the traffic gets bad or I have to go to the bathroom.

by Nobes Knows It June 19, 2021