If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

you're mom gay

It's a joke used by adults, however it's mostly used by teenagers who don't know basic grammar and they're trying to make an insult.

- You are not disciplined, you don't know basic grammar and you have zero responsibility for anything.
- you're mom gay

Related: ur mom gay gay meme grammar

by uglyninja March 16, 2018

You're my iris

The feeling of deep love and affection someone has for you that the person would give up forever just to touch you (based off the song iris by the goo goo dolls)

Boy: hey girl, you're my iris
Girl: awww youd give up forever just for me?
Boy: yea

by Mike Graves October 21, 2025

not sure what you're on

When somebody fucking says the stupidest of stupid shit so you must think they use crack, LSD, methamphetamine, ayahuasca , marijuana or another drug

Phil: The Dallas cowboys are making the super bowl this year we Dem Boyz

De'eon: I'm not sure what you're on but I definitely want some of that because that shit you just said was fucking stupid I may need some brain bleach after hearing that

by Bleeding guns January 29, 2023

you're cracked

A figurative language to describe someone who is insanely good or talented (usually at a videogame).

sheesh dude you're cracked at this playing this character

by gnome cucker April 7, 2024

YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!

An insult used by people under the age of 8. It is used when a child calls someone a "Poopy Head" It is also used in a joking manner by people over the age of 8. The word "Poopy Head" is basically "Sh*t Head" but for toddlers.

Child 1:" WHY DID YOU BROKE MY LEGOS?!"
Child 2: "Because "You're a poopy head!"

by Lucash9909 April 6, 2024

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023