When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.
Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?
by annerdasaurus November 23, 2015
Get the flippin' wood mug.Brad: hey dude, how was you and Brittany's camping trip?
Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.
Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.
by BravesFan15 May 15, 2011
Get the Nature wooding mug.A word to describe someone who is overly delusional over any political subject that mentions racism
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"
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Get the wood wedgie mug.Emily wood it the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, courageous, and nicer than any grace you will ever meet
by Emily wood May 9, 2018
Get the emily wood mug.When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.
"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."
by thefratlordoftheskies October 8, 2016
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