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Trumpet Sex

When you stick something can be smoked (Like Cigarettes, Blunts) up a girl’s vagina and suck out from their mouth, then sticking your penis up their vagina.
“Me and Katie had Trumpet Sex during summer vacation.”
by scalleywag January 2, 2024
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Trumpet player

This person is loud, obnoxious, and annoying, but their funniness makes up for it. They make people laugh so hard. You either hate them or love them. They truely light up the whole band.
Person 1: Did you see Alex?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He’s a trumpet player
by anonymous April 11, 2024
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Trumpeteer

Trump sidekick; member of the MAGA contingent.
The Three Trumpeteers got pelted with Day-Glo orange paint bombs when they threatened to tramp on the banner hoisted by the trans-pride paraders.
by Wizard of Odds April 21, 2024
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Trumpeter

The title of a world renowned idol, usually number one
That guy? Yeah, he’s the trumpeter of our time.”
by Booooooce June 6, 2024
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trumpeter

1. A person who embodies a brash, unapologetic, and often untrustworthy demeanor, often flaunting their power or influence in controversial or offensive ways.
2. Someone who aggressively promotes themselves or their interests, often disregarding social norms or the feelings of others.

Example: "Did you see him at the party last night? He was such a trumpeter, acting like he owned the place and grabbing 'em by the pussy"

Verb
To flaunt one's perceived superiority or power in a crude or offensive manner.

Example: "He was trumpeting around the office, bragging about his weekend escapades without a care for who was listening."
Hey, isn't that guy a trumpeter? I heard he lives high on the hog because he lies and doesn't pay taxes..
by Another Cat Lady July 30, 2024
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TrumpDump

The act of defacating a large discolored stool.
Bruh, i just saw a huge TrumpDump in the bathroom. Which one of you mutterfuckers want to let us all in on how many bags oh Cheetos you have to eat to make that masterpiece.
by Papi2021 August 6, 2024
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trumper

The opposite of a boner. A penis that has shriveled up and crawled back into a man's body. The condition was named after Donald Trump, the first man observed to have a permanent trumper.
Stop, you're giving me a trumper right now.
by Pachos August 13, 2024
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