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Trumpet Sex

When you stick something can be smoked (Like Cigarettes, Blunts) up a girl’s vagina and suck out from their mouth, then sticking your penis up their vagina.
“Me and Katie had Trumpet Sex during summer vacation.”
by scalleywag January 2, 2024
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Trumpet player

This person is loud, obnoxious, and annoying, but their funniness makes up for it. They make people laugh so hard. You either hate them or love them. They truely light up the whole band.
Person 1: Did you see Alex?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He’s a trumpet player
by anonymous April 11, 2024
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Trumpeteer

Trump sidekick; member of the MAGA contingent.
The Three Trumpeteers got pelted with Day-Glo orange paint bombs when they threatened to tramp on the banner hoisted by the trans-pride paraders.
by Wizard of Odds April 21, 2024
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Trumpeter

The title of a world renowned idol, usually number one
That guy? Yeah, he’s the trumpeter of our time.”
by Booooooce June 6, 2024
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Trumpenomics

A flavor of trickle-down economics; strategically destroying the economy by adding "tariffs" on foreign goods to make everyday items more expensive for Americans and causing a quarter million Americans to lose their job, and by slashing corporate taxes and taxes on the rich, which causes the national debt to skyrocket. Often sold to Americans by gaslighting them into forgetting about the 2020-2022 global pandemic's effects on inflation in every country worldwide, and pretending Trump is their orange savior.
That dementia-ridden, Oompa-Loompa-looking felon wants us to believe Trumpenomics will help our economy.
by Pachos September 14, 2024
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Trumpetous

Loud, as a trumpet or other brass instrument.
The trumpetous sound emanating from his ass woke the whole house.
by mastertrainer1978 November 28, 2024
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Trumpetous

Loud, as a trumpet or other brass instrument.
The trumpetous sound emanating from his ass woke the whole house.
by mastertrainer1978 November 28, 2024
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