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Algorithm Pimp

A marketer who makes content optimized purely for digital algorithms, instead of their audience's interests.

Devoid of substance and nuance, Algorithm Pimp's content usually features generic 101 advice, platitudes, truisms, Top 10 listicles, and whatever topic is currently trending in the world.

In SEO circles, Algorithm Pimps can be found on backlink farms, buying guest posts no one reads, promoting content that is SEO'd to the point where it's barely readable by a human being.

On social media, Algorithm Pimps run engagement pods, publish content at the exact same time every day, and tend to use bright color profile pictures to identify other Algorithm Pimps.

The fear of angering Zuckerberg's algorithms stops them from developing brand differentiation or an authentic point-of-view. Instead, they religiously follow best practices dictated by the channel they're marketing on.

Algorithm Pimps are usually strong performers on vanity metrics that don't quite translate to business results.

Due to their robot-like nature, Algorithm Pimps are most likely candidates to eventually be replaced by AI.
MARIO: Twitter has 237M users. But 99% of marketers don't follow the right people. Here are the Top 20 Marketers you should follow today. A THREAD 🧵

CALVIN: Yawn. Another algorithm pimp on my feed. Blocked and muted.
by Calvin Blanc November 22, 2022
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pimp hitler

Me: Bro that's pimp hitler
Bro: No way bro!!!
Me: How many hoes you have PimpHitler
Pimp Hilter: Too many I have 383383748 jews in my basement

Me: Whoa your a OG pimp
by That funny nigga February 20, 2021
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print pimp

In the printing trade:

1) a salesperson who can sell anything that needs to be sold.

2) someone in a printing sales office who knows the ins and outs of producing an unusual printing piece

3) a master of diversified print solutions
1) The stack was cut crooked, but our print pimp showed his customer that it was more noticeable that way. They ordered more just like it!

2) Our print pimp knew how to print those four color file folders.

3) You don't know how to get it printed? You need a print pimp.
by davarinofuntucson August 22, 2010
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country pimp

red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.
wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp
by countrypimp January 22, 2023
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pimp awesome

Its a step above pimpin', and two steps above awesome. Used when something is even more awesome than just everyday pimpin'.
Tim: where did you get that awesome fedora?

Guy with hat: I dunno, why?

Tim: just cuz its pimpin'... no its pimp awesome.

Guy with hat: i feel ya broski. That explains why the ladies cant keep their hands off me.

Tim: fo shizzle
by nutcracker15 March 22, 2010
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UrbDic Pimp

A person who does not have the balls to have a Urban Dictionary account and instead pressures Urban Dictionary contributors to define it’s crazy ass words.
Dudette : What the fuck is he saying?
Dude: He’s just some UrbDic Pimp, don’t mind him.
by AlabamaBaby March 20, 2021
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Recovery Pimp

A man who preys on girls in early recovery from addiction.
He only goes to meetings because he's a recovery pimp.
by Gordy W. September 4, 2023
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