Golden tongue

Being able to verbally spin any situation into your favor regardless of the insurmountable odds. To prepare himself, usually the person will take his thumb and swipe his tongue, stating here goes the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to get that hot chicks number, he has the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.

by B1GMammy January 20, 2020

The Thonged Avenger

A Web Comic that was created in 2010 to make fun of an actual person who put on a thong to freak out a friend's mom.
In the Web Comic Zeff uses a thong of power to fight crime. He is the worse crime fighter in the history of crime-fighting for obvious reasons. And in love, he is always rejected.

See: Thonged Avenger (Definition), also see Facebook "The Thonged Avenger"

The website did not support itself and was taken a few years later.

I wanted to be a strangely perverted superhero like The Thonged Avenger.

by The Punisher 57925 March 31, 2020

Savoury Tongue

This is the direct opposite of a Sweet Tooth.
If someone has a savoury tongue, they are a person that prefers savoury foods over sweet foods.
Tongue is referred to in this definition because "sAvOuRy ToOtH" just doesn't sound catchy. #IDontMakeTheRules

"I'm more of a sweet tooth tbh, but Michael is such a savoury tongue!"
"Sarah is a massive savoury tongue, she won't even chew gum!"

by Lexicognitive April 22, 2020

Pong Tong

A point like the top of a meringue. When you are squeezing icing onto a cupcake, that final point you do to complete it is called a pong tong.

I am going to make a very satisfying pong tong on my cupcake.

by vampiregirl2002 June 28, 2020

Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Common tongue

The most widely used language. I would call English the common tongue because at this point there are soo many different ways people speak it. I also think that by naming it the common tongue it would lose it's standing as something superior.

person: Do you speak the common tongue?
another person: Yes, I do.

by An idiot sandwich October 9, 2021

Dyon Tong

Ching chong wing wong

Dyon Tong? GIMME DA DIMSUM FOR $2.50

by EpicEatty October 17, 2021