When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.
Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?
by annerdasaurus November 23, 2015
Get the flippin' woodmug. by Hog Fan! September 21, 2009
Get the gerbil woodmug. Brad: hey dude, how was you and Brittany's camping trip?
Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.
Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.
by BravesFan15 May 15, 2011
Get the Nature woodingmug. by T. J. Efferson March 24, 2017
Get the Sanding Woodmug. A girl with many features. She is sassy, loving, and very funny. She is a blond and blue eyes, Hayley will be the bestest friend you will always have. You would have to kill her if you wanted to hurt her friends. She would always take the first bullet. She wont open up her feelings for you. But if you watch close enough she will give you signs as if she likes you or not. If she doesn't still be her friends. She will be there when you need her the most. Hayley is very hyper all the times and you will love that she will always make you smile and laugh because of that. Hayley will always be there and she will always be happy to see you. At first she will be very shy, and you may have to say the first words. but when she does get to know you she will love to be your friend!! If you get to know a hayley make sure that you never let her get into harms way! Or never lose her she will be the best thing of your life!!!!
by ❤️🏀woodsy🏀❤️ December 6, 2019
Get the Hayley Woodsmug. the best person to ever live on this earth if ur not his friend ur literally going to die alone with a dog named Minecraft you fatass.
by Pillow_head March 20, 2021
Get the leo woodmug. by Big booty baller April 19, 2019
Get the danny woodmug.