Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021

Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.

"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"

by Curioxity December 22, 2021

Tapped in the head

To not be in your senses and just fucked up I a way

Bro your so tapped in the head how did you not know that

by The slang guy February 21, 2024

norwiegan tap dance

a norwiegan tap dance is when one recieves fellatio from a person that is "shotguning" a beer in both nostrils.

"Wow! That girl shotguned two beers through her nose so fast, while sucking me off!!! That was the best norwiegan tap dance I have ever had"

by squid and t-rad fucked your mom hard January 12, 2009

Tap Out Queen

A woman who can’t take dick and can’t continue a round without tapping out

Man I’m not fucking Keisha nomo she is a tap out queen

by Qwezz January 24, 2024

TAP

Thoughts And Prayers. Used to convey respect to something that has died or ended. Can also be used when an unfortunate or tragic event has happened. Similar to RIP or F.

A: My car gave out today
B: Aww, TAP.

A: My gf broke up with me today
B: broooo, TAP

by Samwich422 August 18, 2022

Ball tap

The act of putting ones hand in the genital area and rapidly flicking their fingers to hit the testicles. This is a violent act capable of severe pain, testicular retraction, and rupture of the testicle in more severe cases. This form of assault is most commonly performed by Eli's

Jimmy is playing keep-away with Tommys iPad
Tommy: "I swear to god Jimmy! give me my iPad!"
Jimmy: "No bro! this is an iPad kid intervention, we need you to quit its unhealthy!"
Tommy: "I swear to god I will ball tap you!!"
Jimmy: "you will what me?"
Tommy crouches and swiftly ball-taps Jimmy, Jimmy recoils and falls to the floor in pain
Jimmy: "Owww!! What the fuck Tommy!"
Tommy grabs his iPad and walks away like a macho

by GoFigure0 March 5, 2025