Taxident

An accident, or collision involving one or more taxis.

"Oh my goodness! This stupid taxi driver just ran into a pole. We were in a taxident!"

by michetalks November 12, 2009

Taxton

A person who is Half-Korean, Half-Mexican and has a British accent. Taxtons have their own version of the Illuminati called "Taxtonomy" in which people worship Swag.

Tariah: Omg, look at that swag bitch over there.
Tyler: Damn, they must be a Taxton!
Paxton: Damn straight they is.

by Taxton Chay June 16, 2013

taxbar

How Indian Tech Support Scammers pronounce the word "Taskbar", due to their accent. Used in friendly conversations for fun and to mock them.

2 friends are having a conversation about a problem with a computer.
- Yeah, I cannot add Firefox in the taskbar for some reason.
- Have you tried unlocking the taxbar?
- No, never thought about it. I'll try it later, thanks!

by WeirdSpecialties June 30, 2016

Taxi-dermey

The time a taxi driver retires they take all taxes added to their customers fees and use it as scientific research. Research being how much the tax raised or lowered per ride over the years. Therefore,when taxi drivers retire they make more money.

The taxi-dermey in the world has raised in the past 10 years.

by Sally5574 August 26, 2017

Taxed to Death

When Taxes get to high due to socialism some people may get taxed to death; a feeling similar to death due to to much taxes this may in fact cause you to temporarily live in your Friends trashcan.

Guy 1: Damn the taxes are real high right now
Guy 2: ya my friend just got taxed to death, and now he get out of my my trashcan!
Guy 1: poor guy.

by sub to yeet thins December 7, 2018

taxiballs

The unique aroma of a taxi cab that an unfortunate customer inhales after closing the door caused by the driver sleeping in the cab after hours when he is off duty thus leaving the stench of unwashed, moist and sweaty balls.

Ugh the fucking Paki taxiballs are gonna make me puke in my mask! I should’ve sniffed the cab before climbing in...

by Brasshouse May 2, 2021

surprise taxes

Traffic violations.
Surprise taxes are the worst kind of tax, as they have an official bribery structure where you can pay an attorney to pay the local district attorney. Also, if you don't use the official bribery structure your insurance increases, which is arguably better than dealing with the IRS with normal taxes.

I budget about $200 a year for surprise taxes. This morning I had to pay out some. Enforcement has gone up since the red light camera surprise tax revenue dried up after being ruled unconstitutional.

by skeletor_is_not_me June 27, 2014