A law of the internet, named after its originator, who codified it on Facebook, which states: If you have to write an article about your weird fetish, you don't actually have it and just want attention and hate clicks and should go back to posting half nudes on insta.
Prima: I just finished a Vice article about how I have a sexual attraction to coffee grounds!
Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.
Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.
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The new Yeti and Hydroflask. Every basic white chick has to have it. Overpriced cup that everyone wants for some reason.
White Chick: Have you seen the new Stanley Cups there so cute. Will you get me one, babe?
Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!
Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!
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Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
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Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
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