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Smoked Castro

Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.
That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.
by C. Woodriver June 27, 2006
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smokedmeat

oral pleasure involving a female smoking a blunt and sucking a penis simoltanously
My girl friend was smoking a blunt and out of nowere she started giving me smokedmeat!!
by K-what!! March 13, 2008
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smoke out the dogs

allowing a turd rider (tailgater) to pass you, become the 'point man', zoom out in front attract the police and get the speeding ticket!! (not specific to males!!)
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover
i'm going to pull over and let this shit-ass smoke out the dogs
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
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Smokedepancake

The means to smoke a pancake.

To be said correctly would be to say: Hmmmm Scchhmooocedepancake!
Badman: Wanna Play Some Shpec Ops

JimFizzle: Hmm Smokedepancake
by Ahmed Ahmed Ahmed Singh January 27, 2010
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smoke some bacon

The act of performing oral sex on a man. The term is used in a pejorative context and can be used as a sharp retort to an insult directed at you
"John you are so dumb"
"Bill, go smoke some bacon"
by solestar May 27, 2013
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smoke or poke

Referring to routes of drug administration, smoking ie. burning or vaporization and inhalation of substance and/or poking ie. intravenous injection.
by gtrill February 1, 2017
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Smoke cock

Given the choice, when marijuana becomes legal, to smoke a fat blunt or some cock, the person chooses to stick with smoking cock because he is a homosexual who refuses to partake in recreational drugs.
Rob: Denis, when marijuana becomes legal will you smoke a fat blunt or continue to smoke cock?

Denis: Obviously I'll smoke cock.
by G1itter May 31, 2017
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